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artemisfowlfiles asked:

Orion...I must ask you to discontinue slandering our reputation. Actually, my reputation. You know as well as I do that I am the one in charge of our body and deeds despite your best efforts. Please do not perpetuate stereotypes about me. I don't see that you are currently, but I felt as though you could use the reminder. Especially since you seem to be steadfastly resisting Dr. Argon's treatments. Sincerely, Artemis


Oh, Artemis, you have a tumblr now? Does this mean you’ve grown tired of watching The Labyrinth repeatedly? Sad, because I do enjoy watching it as well, though whenever I’m out, absorbing Miss Holly’s breathtaking beauty seems like a better way to spend time.


Anonymous asked:

You know, denying the fact that you're a hormonal teenage is really quite unhealthy, Mr. Fowl. Don't be surprised when it backfires. Hormones don't just go away if you think hard enough. Even after your teenage years, you'll still find things sexually attractive. I'm not saying have sex, but exploring yourself isn't a bad thing, or a sign of weakness. For example, and I'm not saying you need to do this or that we need to know, but masturbation is quite normal, and helps ease stress.


I am not a normal teenager.  Though I will not deny puberty has had its effects on my person, I will not chose to stoop to such a level and engage in such behaviors.  This is simply my prerogative.  Your expressed interest in my love life are duly noted by both myself and my bodyguard.

Such invasive questions will not deter my progress.   


Anonymous asked:

First off, I wanted to say that your sacrifice towards the end of TLG was amazing. I wish I could be that brave. But I was wondering - and I realize that this is a really, really personal question - what went through your mind in that moment when you realized you were going to die?


What goes through the mind of any individual when they know they are about to pass from this world?  In all honesty I was far more concerned with the safety of my friends and family opposed to any possible clever quip or witty argument my brain could conceive.  I gave my life to save those who mattered most to me.  Persons I would not have seen the value in a mere decade ago.

To be brutally honest.  My absolute final thought was for the man who has served me my entire life.  As I gazed out at his worried face I wanted Butler to not blame himself.

Even though I knew he would.


dearhollyshort asked:

Artemis Fowl you promised to phone me once you were settled back up top and the Christmas season had finished- well that's all done now so I expect a call or all your apologising about leaving me out of the loop will be one big fat lie. We need to talk about whatever you found in LEP archives and sooner rather than later. Don't shut me out again, Artemis. Please. H x


You can expect a call this evening. I did find some interesting information in the LEP archives, but Foaly did protest some of the places in which I wanted to look so overall it was not as illuminating as I believe it could have been.

I hope you had a restful holiday season. I am back in Chicago now (I returned from Paris three days ago), so I will finally have time to focus on what may have happened with my father.

Juliet (and even Minerva) send their love and regards.





Getting upset only makes it worse. Calm down.

Here is proof that  King Akðar was not frightened of Elsa.

That he wanted nothing more than to be able to hold her, to touch her

I wasn’t aware there were ideas that he feared her—I have heard that people think her parents’ reactions to Elsa’s fear and anxieties were emotionless. Which is clearly not the case here.

(Source: gameofstiles)


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